4 Liquid stages of life...

What a way to summarize the stages of life- without saying a word!

The Husband Store and The Wife Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to t! he second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Lateral Thinking

Now this has been a lateral thinking puzzle boggling minds.



1 seven seas
2 split level
3 forgive and forget
4 missing you
5 Downtown
6 lucky break
7 he's by himself
8 see through blouse
9 first aid
10 west indies
11 6 feet underground
12 backward glance
13 tricycle
14 reading between the lines
15 Cross roads
16 three degrees below 0
17 neon lights
18 just between you and me
19 one in a million
20 broken promise
21 you are out of touch
22 life begins at 40
23 Jack in a box
24 Growing economy
25 up before 8
26 just around the corner
27 Apple pie
28 making up for lost time
29 standing ovation
30 I understand you undertake to undermine my undertaking

Similarity between Conversation among IT guys and Beggers !!!

Which platform do you work ???

Fundoo Quotes !!!

Selected ones from http://fundooquotes.com

COMEDY

• Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

PEOPLE:

• A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

• Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity. From: Christopher Morley

DREAM

• Dream is not what you see when you sleep. Dream is that which does not let you sleep and makes you work hard to accomplish it

• You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

TIME

• The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Sydney J. Harris
  

• A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. - Wag the Dog (1997) – Conrad Brean (Robert De Niro)

WOMAN :

• All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious." Out of the Past (1947) - Leonard Eels (Ken Niles)

• The man is the head but the woman is the neck. She can turn the head any way she wants. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) - Maria Portokalos (Lainie Kazan)

SPORT

• Some people think football is a matter of life and death...I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

• The two most important people in my cricketing career were Hansie [Cronje] and Bob and they're both gone. I just hope they're not in heaven picking a team because I don't want to be next. From: Jonty Rhodes

SUCCESS:

• When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.

U just cannot beat the Inglesh(English) in Bihar !!!

Its chilled beer!!

Do you have an Answer ????

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

11.What does OK actually mean? (dont know)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?(stupid, break the rules)

24.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches ?(Let us ask the bank)

25.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? (Hmmmm...think)

26.Why doesn't glu stick to its bottle?(Never gave a thought)

27.If you aren't supposed to drink n drive, why do bars have parking lots?